I'm just going to pretend "uniguy82" has been getting a running start and sliding around on grass and dirt. It's better this way.

Yup, totally straight!WINK WINK

Has anyone come up with a good reason to not mess with Texas yet? Because I sure haven't.

"Moses! What are thou eating under there?" Underoos 2:11

I really expected more camaraderie among dudes who have nothing in common but their love for sniffing underwears.

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