Somehow I am not surprised.

I am downloading the internet.

How do I hack item?

Why would I play Postal 2 if I could just go outside and do the same thing?

Why are Final Fantasy games so full of incoherent bullshit? I never figured that one out.

If there is a God he will strike me down before I am finished writing this.

I wasn't going to join at first but when you said we could talk about Final Fantasy VII that just sealed the deal!

With 1728 posts no wonder "DarkPrinceXC" is so awesome.

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