There's a bug on my monitor.

I've been FPS'n since Myst, bitch.

I don't want no drug noobs on my internet, that's for sure!

*Murders self*

I am looking to score WAREZ. Does anybody know where I can score some WAREZ?

Considering this game is called Street Legal Racing I assume it captures the fun of racing your uncle's family to grandma's house for Thanksgiving dinner and seeing who gets there first.

This is pretty much every GameFaqs forum topic ever.

Beware of "l33t" players! They are lurking all over the internet ready to butcher the English language with impeccable finesse and skill.

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