Not even God himself could see why kids love that shit.

GameFaqs forum members dared to ask the question, "What if Soul Calibur 2 was a reality TV show?"

And then they dared some more.

Either way you'll be feeling yourself up that night. Might as well just cut your losses with the ladies and get the game.

Who in the fucking hell makes reference to their mother's chest?!

Good news for "infermon" is that he could never stand mentally fit to face prosecution in a court of law.

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Dance Dance Karnov is all the DDR you will ever need.

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