Oh boy I can't wait until the rest of us get to pay to fix "TxZeke's" deliberately fucked-up dick.
"MisterMark" is a marvel of modern medicine, in as much as a doctor would look at his crotch and wonder what the fuck was going on.
Oh god, in the second one it looks like he's giving birth to a bad idea.
Some people just never learn, man.
Do the thrilling adventures never cease?
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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