Oh boy I can't wait until the rest of us get to pay to fix "TxZeke's" deliberately fucked-up dick.
"MisterMark" is a marvel of modern medicine, in as much as a doctor would look at his crotch and wonder what the fuck was going on.
Oh god, in the second one it looks like he's giving birth to a bad idea.
Some people just never learn, man.
Do the thrilling adventures never cease?
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