Half Life 2 is out and I'm playing it right now! Being a big star on the internet and all gets me V.I.P. access into Valve headquarters. Though I can't say that Mr. Crowbar didn't help.
Haha, see he thought, hahaha, that, hahahaha, the actual code, hahaha, was stolen, haha, and that Valve, hahaha, didn't have it anymore, hahahahaha.
Here's a vague description of my software problem, please technical support my sorry ass!
Presenting the most worthless forum thread ever created.
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