Half Life 2 is out and I'm playing it right now! Being a big star on the internet and all gets me V.I.P. access into Valve headquarters. Though I can't say that Mr. Crowbar didn't help.
Haha, see he thought, hahaha, that, hahahaha, the actual code, hahaha, was stolen, haha, and that Valve, hahaha, didn't have it anymore, hahahahaha.
Here's a vague description of my software problem, please technical support my sorry ass!
Presenting the most worthless forum thread ever created.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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