The fact that you had to mention anime simply confirms that you do indeed watch anime. You're going to get the chair for this! I can bump it down to working at Wal-Mart however. That's if you give us Mendoza. No, I hardly ever watch Law and Order.
Is candle magic when your mistress pours boiling hot candle wax all over your chest and then she rubs her crotch on your face and then your dad comes in asking what the hell is going on and when he realizes what's going on he has a heart attack and dies? I might be thinking of something else though.
The network news networks make an awful lot of mistakes that end up being posted over and over again on internet forums.
I thought I was eating his actual flesh. Well there goes my erection. Fuck.
Good thing I'm exempt from his finger wagging.
I've been cited seven times for anti-semetic statements in Weekend Web. One more and I get a free combination plate at my local deli.
God doesn't believe in himself?! Your teenage reasoning surely doesn't defy all logic!
Because they're not very creative?
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Join us next week when I tell you my story of the time I tried to build the world's tallest roller coaster. And it would have all gone according to plan if it wern't for those meddling boys.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Nick Hexum, P-Funk, BukkakeParty, Lioness, Allanon858, olhado, Hamosexual, Cronoff6, Zaranith, meek, Cheesegod, Atomo, drudgejr, fairport, G. Hosafat, Devine, Ozz-Factor, Spechel Edd, Roman, Char, Fireantz, Lafarga, DollyPancake, eX.machina, Nechronic, Botchness, Faid, DoombatINC, pony nugget duex, saratoga, and DoctorWTF for contributing to this report. Without these wonderful guys I wouldn't have been arrested for indecent exposure at a local Wendy's.
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TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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