This is the story of a boy and his rom.

I think everybody cheats in Counterstrike, making it a pretty fair game.

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The national beverage of Japan is semen.

He likes something! Get him! Get his shoes and throw them up on the power lines! Hurry! Pokemon comes on in ten minutes!

When the producers of Dragon Ball Z were finalizing the look of their show they said to their character designers, "Draw every character as if they have to take a huge shit or are in the middle of taking a huge shit."

The underlying message behind Dragon Ball Z is that the color and style of your hair determines everything that happens in life. This is also true of the Dilbert comic strip. Really makes you wonder.

It's a hard knock life for us.

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