Internet porn has made you weak. Jack off in the shower like a normal sex-deprived husband.
Not only molestation, but it's also considered absolutely retarded.
One spiked Capri Sun and now look at you.
God wants me to ONLY have publicly viewable conversations with women and that's what I will give Him.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
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