Internet porn has made you weak. Jack off in the shower like a normal sex-deprived husband.
Not only molestation, but it's also considered absolutely retarded.
One spiked Capri Sun and now look at you.
God wants me to ONLY have publicly viewable conversations with women and that's what I will give Him.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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