Porn addictions: bringing fathers and sons together.

How did your husband not notice the economy sized toychest filled with dildos, Fleshlights, and vibrators right off the bat?

Jacking off might stunt growth. Maybe.

Do you think that maybe the marriage isnt great because you would prefer that your wife had an enormous dong to compliment her breasts?

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