It's natural to think Satan has control of your daughter when she's away for college.
All he wants is for you to smell his farts under the covers. Is that too much to ask?
Victoria's Secret? Bad move indeed!
Father why are you looking at me like that?
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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