Newgrounds

The only real explanation for the brain-dead community at Newgrounds is whoever runs this website died years ago and is mummified in his or her computer chair and through some miracle bank glitch the bandwidth bills are still being paid. That is the only thing I can come up with.

I feel sorry for the jerk that ends up playing Tim in Timsplitters.

Axe is a great product because it lets you know exactly who is that desperate.

"Tye, why the fuck did I name you Tye?!"

The best part was when Malcolm X took the iron out of that dude's blood in the second one.

Hahahaha, WOW.

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