The only real explanation for the brain-dead community at Newgrounds is whoever runs this website died years ago and is mummified in his or her computer chair and through some miracle bank glitch the bandwidth bills are still being paid. That is the only thing I can come up with.
I feel sorry for the jerk that ends up playing Tim in Timsplitters.
Axe is a great product because it lets you know exactly who is that desperate.
"Tye, why the fuck did I name you Tye?!"
The best part was when Malcolm X took the iron out of that dude's blood in the second one.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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