You've got to really have hit rock bottom when you do this for fun.

For those about to read, I salute you. And sort of feel bad for you.

Welcome to the world of spontaneous ejaculations! Don't let them stamp your passport because it'll look weird!

The party smiley shows ".iNeViTaBLe." knows how to have a good time! (The post above that, a little less so.)

"Newguy" discovers the existential isolation of life.

WHY WHY WHY WHYW HY WHY WHY WHY WHY

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Pretzelcoatl, Capt_Jim, rigamarock, Psychedelic Eyeball, MrZodiac, templar187, NoControl, Y. Signal, Cyberventurer, Flying-Nugs, maxnmona, Avalanche, atheist peas, nick_insipide, Robot Police, Isosceles, Archr5, Phizzle, Jedimastafez, RjY, BukkakeParty, igloo house, kremit, and argz.

Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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