You've got to really have hit rock bottom when you do this for fun.
For those about to read, I salute you. And sort of feel bad for you.
Welcome to the world of spontaneous ejaculations! Don't let them stamp your passport because it'll look weird!
The party smiley shows ".iNeViTaBLe." knows how to have a good time! (The post above that, a little less so.)
"Newguy" discovers the existential isolation of life.
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That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Pretzelcoatl, Capt_Jim, rigamarock, Psychedelic Eyeball, MrZodiac, templar187, NoControl, Y. Signal, Cyberventurer, Flying-Nugs, maxnmona, Avalanche, atheist peas, nick_insipide, Robot Police, Isosceles, Archr5, Phizzle, Jedimastafez, RjY, BukkakeParty, igloo house, kremit, and argz.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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