You've got to really have hit rock bottom when you do this for fun.
For those about to read, I salute you. And sort of feel bad for you.
Welcome to the world of spontaneous ejaculations! Don't let them stamp your passport because it'll look weird!
The party smiley shows ".iNeViTaBLe." knows how to have a good time! (The post above that, a little less so.)
"Newguy" discovers the existential isolation of life.
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That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Pretzelcoatl, Capt_Jim, rigamarock, Psychedelic Eyeball, MrZodiac, templar187, NoControl, Y. Signal, Cyberventurer, Flying-Nugs, maxnmona, Avalanche, atheist peas, nick_insipide, Robot Police, Isosceles, Archr5, Phizzle, Jedimastafez, RjY, BukkakeParty, igloo house, kremit, and argz.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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