This is some Cliff Claven shit.
And now for a few more brilliant thoughts on race relations.
It's a whole lot easier to get a better haircut than it is to learn a new language.
I see this kind of shit all the time and it makes me wonder: By essentially saying "I hate all religious people and I want to destroy them because they're so pushy" doesn't that make you exactly the same kind of asshole you're angry about?
I haven't seen my aunt in YEARS.
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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