This is some Cliff Claven shit.

And now for a few more brilliant thoughts on race relations.

It's a whole lot easier to get a better haircut than it is to learn a new language.

I see this kind of shit all the time and it makes me wonder: By essentially saying "I hate all religious people and I want to destroy them because they're so pushy" doesn't that make you exactly the same kind of asshole you're angry about?

I haven't seen my aunt in YEARS.

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