This is some Cliff Claven shit.
And now for a few more brilliant thoughts on race relations.
It's a whole lot easier to get a better haircut than it is to learn a new language.
I see this kind of shit all the time and it makes me wonder: By essentially saying "I hate all religious people and I want to destroy them because they're so pushy" doesn't that make you exactly the same kind of asshole you're angry about?
I haven't seen my aunt in YEARS.
This is not my jury summons!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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