This is some Cliff Claven shit.
And now for a few more brilliant thoughts on race relations.
It's a whole lot easier to get a better haircut than it is to learn a new language.
I see this kind of shit all the time and it makes me wonder: By essentially saying "I hate all religious people and I want to destroy them because they're so pushy" doesn't that make you exactly the same kind of asshole you're angry about?
I haven't seen my aunt in YEARS.
How dare you not read this article. How dare you not click on it. What is wrong with you?
One man's struggle to save the housing market from unexpected murders.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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