I think "Bitzer" is probably the kind of person that watches reruns of Home Improvement and tries to make sense of all the grunting noises.
Wolves generally don't eat those things, guys.
Looks like somebody went home with a really great "what the fuck" story.
"Anuolf" could have just said "I molest pets" and most people would get the same thing out of it.
Wanting to eat the patient is generally bad.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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