My teacher is practically jacking me off right in class. At what point do I rape her?


Did I get rerouted to Stormfront? What the fuck!


I CANNOT REITERATE ENOUGH... NOT. RACIST.


Whoa whoa whoa. Relax guys... I voted for Obama.


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