My teacher is practically jacking me off right in class. At what point do I rape her?
Did I get rerouted to Stormfront? What the fuck!
I CANNOT REITERATE ENOUGH... NOT. RACIST.
Whoa whoa whoa. Relax guys... I voted for Obama.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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