My teacher is practically jacking me off right in class. At what point do I rape her?
Did I get rerouted to Stormfront? What the fuck!
I CANNOT REITERATE ENOUGH... NOT. RACIST.
Whoa whoa whoa. Relax guys... I voted for Obama.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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