My teacher is practically jacking me off right in class. At what point do I rape her?
Did I get rerouted to Stormfront? What the fuck!
I CANNOT REITERATE ENOUGH... NOT. RACIST.
Whoa whoa whoa. Relax guys... I voted for Obama.
Time magazine wanted to eliminate a few words. We have a better idea and these words have got to go in 2015.
The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.
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