Yea you fucking piece of shit pedophile I mean I know there are many different types of sex offenders but you're all fucking pedophiles you fucking babyfucking piece of SHIT.

Illegal if you don't take her up on that shit I mean whoa that's a Hell of a deal.

Make it clear to her that it will be the greatest 10 seconds of her life.

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