Someone ought to remix these words into something readable.
"john_9327" is somehow able to type to us from the flaming labyrinths of Hell.
This act is called "AWESOME"
Does anyone know what movie he's talking about? Not for any real reason or anything, of course.
All Danny needs is to double check before he gives it a shot.
What do we look like, people with answers?
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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