Someone ought to remix these words into something readable.

"john_9327" is somehow able to type to us from the flaming labyrinths of Hell.

This act is called "AWESOME"

Does anyone know what movie he's talking about? Not for any real reason or anything, of course.

All Danny needs is to double check before he gives it a shot.

What do we look like, people with answers?

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