This one is probably the same person.
Damn, that's cold as ice, bro.
Now that we're on the subject, I just want to take the opportunity to remind everyone that Something Awful forums accounts are available for a one time fee of $10.
If "JoJo Pnuckle" meets the right kind of mall Santa, he just might get his wish.
Bradford went to medical school somewhere in Arkansas.
I don't know what's better, how the shower doesn't help or the thumbs up someone gave this question.
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