This one is probably the same person.
Damn, that's cold as ice, bro.
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If "JoJo Pnuckle" meets the right kind of mall Santa, he just might get his wish.
Bradford went to medical school somewhere in Arkansas.
I don't know what's better, how the shower doesn't help or the thumbs up someone gave this question.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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