Normally, the sites featured in this section require a brief description that basically functions as a turn-the-fuck-back disclaimer. But occasionally, there's an Awful Link that's bizarre enough to baffle uninitiated visitors yet basic enough to make analysis superfluous, all while being inoffensive enough that blind-clicking it won't risk your sanity and/or employment. Friends, welcome to looksmatter.net. It's a beautiful place!* Note - and this is not a spoiler so much as a polite consideration - you might want to turn your speakers down a bit. Also: Apparently it breaks Internet Explorer. Finally: Click here to visit areas of the site accessible only through search engines, not the home page! Okay, enjoy!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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