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sup
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Stranger: j00 bored?
You: racist
You have disconnected.


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Stranger: what's your favorite kinda music?
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You: the screams are melodious
You: yours?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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im drunk and horny, lets cyber
You: Ok sexy, slather me in mayonnaise and call me Charlie.
Stranger: no
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Stranger: Hi :]
You: Jesus Christ: The Untold Story
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Nah, he isn't in this one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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