TWIST FIST
day 179: got in a car accident today. need to start over
day 211: senpai noticed me today. too busy working on the car though
day 269: still working on the car
day 330: still working on the car
day: 395: got bored of working on the car. went to go work on the neighbors car instead
day 501: police and mobsters got into a shootout down the street. still working on the car
day 502: still working on the car
day 600: took a break today. spent the day thinking of what kind of work i still need to do on the car
day 763: still working on the car
day 865: government mandated that all cars need poison gas filters installed so ive been working on that
day 996: found a gremlin in the car. spent the day trying to chase it away
day 1000: still working on the car
day 1001: still working on the car
day 1002: still working on the car
day 1099: terrorists bombed all the roads. still working on the car
day 1324: neighbor got a new flying car so he gave his old car to me. been stripping it for spare parts
day 1557: neighbor sold his soul to satan. his house is always full of cultists and demons these days. still working on the car.
day 1808: still working on the car
day: 2030: still working on the car
day 2471: took a test drive. it drives pretty well but still needs some work
day 2994: still working on the car
day 3112: still working on the car
day 3595: bought a new car. still working on the old one though
day 3752: still working on the car
day 5111: neighbor has become dictator of some small country. still working on the car
day 5890: new car grew legs and walked away. still working on the car
day 6282: car mysteriously replaced with a model t. spent the day converting it back
day 7427: still working on the car
day 9494: still working on the car
day 10941: neighbors dog has started helping me work on the car
day 11045: some asshole old guy drove down the street and stole a bunch of my parts. still working on the car though
MrWillsauce
maybe you should take it to a mechanic
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