Double Muhammad

I pulled this Scarecrow costume together in three weeks for the Chicago Wizard World. I made it completely from scratch. It won me $25 that I'm putting toward improvements. People went absolutely ape over it. I was disturbed at the amount of parents who wanted their kids to take a picture with the creepy, filthy, shirtless, barefoot stranger with huge needles strapped to his hand.


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