Zack: "My turn!" "No, my turn!" "You just took a turn!"
Steve: Battle for the soldering point.
Zack: Three men enter. One man leaves. Two men if the other guy wins. You know what? Actually, all three guys are trying to get in, not out, so they all arrive, not leave. Eh, it's not really working. Just forget I said anything.
Steve: Already done.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.