Zack: You need to take a public speaker seriously when he brings an SRM-4 to his press conference.

Zack: Because this dude is totally giving a press conference.

Steve: Mr. Ostroc! Mr. Ostroc! Is it true that you do not have enough heat sinks to compensate for your large lasers?

Zack: Uh, thank you for the chance to answer that. Actually I marked down clan heat sinks which I, uh, salvaged from some clan mechs.

Steve: Mr. Ostroc! Did you actually change your facing when your friend was out of the room so he couldn't attack you from behind?

Zack: Let's just say some mistakes were made and if anyone construed my movement phase as offensive, I apologize for that.

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