Steve: Yeah, honey, I got a new job writing for BattleTechnology. I cover the laser pistols beat.
Zack: Doesn't even get a byline.
Steve: You think one man could possibly cover the entire subject of laser pistols with his reporting?
Zack: This was back in the day when literal high school notebook doodles of machine guns would make it into official gaming products.
Steve: I don't know if things have changed. Cyberpunk did that version where they had Barbie doll photos all through the book and that was like 2005.
Zack: Ah, don't remind me of that. I don't even want to talk about it.
Steve: I'm just saying, dude, cut machine gun doodles some slack. They are a mainstay.
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