Steve: Frazetta was not limited to fantasy artwork. He could also paint a sweet science fiction painting of a barbarian defending a practically naked babe from some monster.
Zack: Space elephant man interrupted their hot make-out session. Looks like Randy Rockribs there was almost to third base when Mr. Claws stuck his trunk where it didn't belong.
Steve: "Wasn't our whole civilization enough? Now you're trying to destroy my game!?"
Zack: The early concept art for Predator gave a whole different meaning to the title.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.