Steve: Frazetta was not limited to fantasy artwork. He could also paint a sweet science fiction painting of a barbarian defending a practically naked babe from some monster.
Zack: Space elephant man interrupted their hot make-out session. Looks like Randy Rockribs there was almost to third base when Mr. Claws stuck his trunk where it didn't belong.
Steve: "Wasn't our whole civilization enough? Now you're trying to destroy my game!?"
Zack: The early concept art for Predator gave a whole different meaning to the title.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.