Zack: Ohhhhh no, you forgot skeleton, bitch. What up, now!?

Steve: I have made my feelings known in the past about skeletons. If I think about it too much I will start freaking out imagining my own skeleton.

Zack: What about your own skeleton with evil eyeballs?

Steve: That's pretty much the worst thing that could happen.

Steve: Only thing worse is if I see I'm a skeleton man in the mirror and then I run downstairs to call a doctor and my mom is a skeleton with eyeballs too.

Zack: What do you think a doctor can do for a skeleton man?

Steve: They gave a woman a dead Chinese guy's face.

Zack: Okay, number one, that didn't happen. They did not give a woman a man's face.

Steve: I can find you the youtube.

Zack: Number two, the woman still had her EVERYTHING else. They put a face on a woman who still had muscles and skin and the whole rest of her body.

Steve: I didn't say it would be easy.

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