Zack: Hell yes, now we're into the real stuff. The horrors of drug addiction, which, like everything, can be accurately modeled with a random table.
Steve: So wait a second, any drug can have any effect?Zack: Yup! The game that has detailed stats for 25 different pistols reduces drugs to a video game pill that you take and suffer a random consequence.
Steve: Some of these aren't even bad.
Zack: Smoked a joint and hallucinated my wife was a unicorn angel wearing nothing but belts and I could not parry him!
Steve: Don't worry, dude, he was more afraid of you than you were of him.
It's not funny now, it wasn't funny then. Well, a little funny.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.