Zack: Ahhhhh I love this one.
Steve: Presumably the turtles jumped onto him. Does that happen?
Zack: I don't think there are any turtles that can jump, but I buy the rest of this scenario. Snapping turtles will bite the hell out of anything they can.
Steve: Even cleavage?
Zack: Especially cleavage. A turtle relishes the chance to chomp on a titty.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.