Zack: Ahhhhh I love this one.

Steve: Presumably the turtles jumped onto him. Does that happen?

Zack: I don't think there are any turtles that can jump, but I buy the rest of this scenario. Snapping turtles will bite the hell out of anything they can.

Steve: Even cleavage?

Zack: Especially cleavage. A turtle relishes the chance to chomp on a titty.

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