Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"
Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.
Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.
Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.
Steve: Much like Star Wars.
Zack: *states' rights sounds*
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.