Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"
Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.
Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.
Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.
Steve: Much like Star Wars.
Zack: *states' rights sounds*
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.