Zack: I think I caught this from a bad Whopper.

Steve: Like the candy?

Zack: No, if I meant the candy I would have said I caught this from a bad Whoppers Malted Milk Ball.

Steve: Were you also known by the Innuit as a bear claw person?

Zack: I'm more of a plain glazed sort of guy. I'll take a bear claw over something with powdered sugar, but that's about it.

Steve: I meant bear claw person as in a person who is a humanoid mastodon with giant bear claws as long as short swords.

Zack: Why didn't you say that if that's what you meant? Yes. I am that.

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