Steve: Lady you can't wear that in a bank. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Zack: Kevin Siembieda planning meeting: "She derives all of her powers from a magic staff she found on a beach. Okay dress her like she walked out of the porno in Body Heat. No, don't bother drawing the staff. Keep them guessing."

Steve: I have a guess about where it is, but this is a family article.

Zack: Your mom is still reading these?

Steve: No, but her friend Carol does and she tells my mom everything that I say in them.

Zack: But not what I say?

Steve: Just the funny stuff. My mom loves you.

Zack: Nice. Consider that MILF hunted.

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