Fruits and Nuts

Lowtax - Oh, I apologize, there are many English words which are very tricky to understand! It is a very obvlexo language, yes?

Brandon - obvlexo...I don't know what that word means

Lowtax - Oh, I'm sorry, I must have translated wrong: "meaning bountiful in rook words and complex"?

Brandon - yes that's correct now I understand "complex"

Brandon - but yes I think english would be very difficult to learn. I learned spanish when I lived in Costa Rica

Lowtax - Yes, that is the word, thank you! Many trials of English create an awful awareness of the language! So may I pick the flowers I wish to grow in your company? Or does somebody else?

Brandon - you want to buy flowers from us? I"m not sure what you mean....

Lowtax - NO MOTHER, I WILL TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITALE LATER, SHE IS NOT BLEEDING BAD AT ALL, I WILL APPLY GAUZE AND SOOTHING BALM

Lowtax - I believe it is your company that sells flowers for money? Or am I wrong?

Lowtax - Im sorrey, I am confused !

Brandon - yes we sell flowers and nuts, but they are for "retailers" such as flower stores, nut stores etc. We don't sell them to individual people

Brandon - don't worry!

Lowtax - OH! I understand now! You are selling to major stores such as Dillards and Target! Who buy the flowers, correct?

Brandon - NO MOTHER, I WILL TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITALE LATER, SHE IS NOT BLEEDING BAD AT ALL, I WILL APPLY GAUZE AND SOOTHING BALM you sent me that by accident

Lowtax - Oh sorrey!!! I did it again (unhappy face)

Brandon - yes you are correct! the bonds can be bought by anybody, but the flowers and nuts can only be bought by people who want to buy large amounts of them

Brandon - here's some " ICQ LINGO" for you unhappy face = :(

Lowtax - OH, it is crystal clear to me now! You are like a large store that resells to the other stores! It makes sense now, Charlie in the trees! THANK you for informative "ICQ LINGO"

Brandon - well we aren't exactly a store....but you get the point now! We are the producers.....just like in Japan they make cars.....then they sell them to the United States, who sell it to the general public. You can't buy cars from Japan, you have to either buy them from the USA, or go to Japan and buy them

Lowtax - Oh yes! I understand now! If I invest, would I get a "cut"? Such as many nuts and flowers? I go to many funerals, flowers would be of the valuable asset. They can also be used to send to people, perhaps as "go away!" demands!

Lowtax - I WONT WORREY ABOUT IT, MOTHER, THE POLICE HERE ARE VERY STUPID AND DONT KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY CANNOT SMELL THE STENCH OF DEATH

Brandon - hmm....I believe we could work something out. But first lets worry about getting you some of our Corporate bonds

Lowtax - Okey, let me look at your web-site again for more details and information, is that okey?

Brandon - You sent this to me: I WONT WORREY ABOUT IT, MOTHER, THE POLICE HERE ARE VERY STUPID AND DONT KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY CANNOT SMELL THE STENCH OF DEATH

Lowtax - OOPS, sorrey!!!

Brandon - it's ok! don't worry about it here's the Corporate Bonds section of our site: http://www.cashewdeoro.com/bonds.html

Lowtax - HE DOES NOT SUSPECT A THING, MOTHER. SOON THE DEVICE SHALL BE BUILT AND WE WILL REGAIN CONTROL OF THE OUTPOST

Lowtax - OUTPOST SEVEN HAS BEEN LOST - I SUGGEST THAT WE PROCEED TO THE GENOCIDE PLAN

Lowtax - WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL WE WIN AT ALL COSTS THE CYBORGS SHALL BE DEFEATED

Lowtax - I am going to search your website for much more information! Thank you sir!

Lowtax - THEY HAVE NEPALM CANNONS, WE MUST RETREAT!!! MANY STRONG MEN HAVE FALLEN, OUR CAUSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE CYBORGS, RETREAT, I REPEAT, RETREAT!!! WE WILL REGROUP AND PLAN AN ASSAULT ON THEIR AMPHIBIOUS PERSONELL CARRIERS!!!

Lowtax - MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)