Winner: Unmasking the Idol, for perhaps the greatest and most brazen 'chucking a dummy off a balcony' scene in film history (but honorable mention to Teen Sorcery for doing the jokes our grandpa used to do for us when we were 6, and to David Heavener, for yelling "Police Freeze!" like an asshole and getting shot in the dick).
Winner: Unmasking the Idol. I mean look at that shit. We've seen a lot of great movie deaths this year, and choices like this are never easy, but jesus. Why are you even reading this?
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