Everyone thinks they have the worst boss in the world, but mine really takes the cake! He's so lame, I tweet all his blunders with the hashtag "#BossFail." Here are some of his totally botch-tacular #BossFails!
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
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