No Graves Opened Without Permission Of The President

Sunday, Jul 26, 2009 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding (@iggolding)

After a stint of unnecessary and unorthodox grave openings, the Sweet Memories Funeral Home and Graveyard of Arkansas posted the above sign, thereby creating the controversial "Justified Openings" program of the stimulus plan.(click for larger version)

– Ian "Salmon Season" Golding (@iggolding)

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