Clever as they are, those Simpsons writers couldn't warn us about that dark day of 9/11--thanks a lot, bozos! But, as predicted by America's Funniest Family, flight remains a popular form of travel as bankers, salespeople, and yes, even pastry chefs head home for the holidays. Hey Osama bin Laden (orchestrator of the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil): Don't have a cow, dude!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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