Do jokes on The Simpsons come from the brains of Harvard graduates, or a crystal ball? We're likely to go with the latter thanks to the nearly perfect vision of the future they crafted with classic episodes! Like Homer Simpson himself, many of us live in homes or other buildings, and the people who reside in adjacent properties are our own Ned Flanders. They might not have the same mustaches and friendly smiles, but we sometimes get their letters on accident and plan on returning them but never get around to it! Oak-ily diddly!
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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