Wow! You have to credit The Simpsons for painting such an accurate picture of the future. Just as the show depicted in several classic episodes, bosses still rule the workplace, making arbitrary decisions motivated entirely by personal grudges. In fact, your boss may be looking over your shoulder as you read this listicle now! In the words of Mr. Burns, "very good."
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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