In 140 characters or less, please share what's on your mind right now. The less about diapers, the better. Aaaaand... go!

In one sense you're working, but in another sense this is definitely not working.

Help, come find me! I'm the most horrible geocaching prize!

justin bieber will u be my date to my gma's funeral ??? please rply

You know when your buddy's got a three-legged dog, and he taught it some normal dog tricks but it doesn't do the tricks exactly right, but you're like pretending to have a nice time anyway? That.

The jig is up, the bad guys didn't count on there being a Bigot Mom.

this is messed up and why is dad making weird throat noises

The other parents in the neighborhood all have a leg up over Sue.

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