Atma

Poland Spring

> watch tv with wife

Putty

> let's be nice bob this time around


Atma


red plastic cup

> call your wife a "foxy mamacita" and put the moves on her

Atma


Amateur Saboteur

> ejaculate immediately

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Haam

> call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date

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zedar

> Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.

Atma





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