Palpek

Tiberius Christ

Commander Riker, I like poker, think i could play some time?

Hahahahahaha!

No.

mysterious frankie

O'Brien: hello all, I know I wasn't invited, but I thought I might crash the party. Brought some Romulan ale!

Stephen Hawking: *types furiously* LEAVE THE BOTTLE AND GO KISS THE BLARNEY STONE ON ITS DICK ASS-TURD.

Everyday Lurker

Where the fuck is Ensign Holt? I've been standing at this fucking transporter console for 12 hours and the bastard hasn't relieved me yet.

Costello Jello

*door finally opens*

"You're three hours late!"

Holt: "You mean, 'you're three hours late, SIR'"

...."Yes, sir."

Holt: "You're relieved, you old potato."

djwetmouse

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