I don't want to alarm anyone, especially pregnant women and small children, but Absolut_Brian made this image using no less than VOODOO.
mark_1000 comes from a long line of helicopter repairmen. It's in his blood.
Laser Soup says he made this picture but I don't believe him.
A "lucky garnett" is when you find a napkin in your pocket when you really need one.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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