Uhm, so you want to be a cat therapist? I mean, I've heard of a lot of pointless jobs in my day, Disneyland Cast Member, Gamestop employee, webmaster, but this one just takes the cake.
Nokia should capitalize on this idea right now. "Girlfriend can't suck dick worth shit?! GET AN N-GAGE MOBILE GAME DECK AND PLAY ALL THE HOTTEST NEW GAMES WHILE YOUR INEXPERIENCED GIRLFRIEND FUMBLES WITH YOUR COCK."
This girl is in an abusive relationship. There is nothing funny about that. What IS funny is how the guy in the following image tries to score with her. Uhm, sure Bruce Lee, I'll be right over! You can hold me in your arms and protect me tonight.
Boy, that sure did come out of no where didn't it?
It's illegal in God's eyes, sinners.
Sir, the restraining order means she doesn't like you.
Thank you, sir.
I told my girlfriend I was going out for coffee. That was over six years ago.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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