I'm sure any normal fourteen year old would just love to recieve such a letter!
What happened to that fat fuck of a porn star that went on an all semen diet? Did she even get a full fifteen minutes of fame?
Upon ejaculation sperm can reach speeds of up to six hundred miles per hour. African-American males enjoy a much higher speed at over eight hundred miles per hour.
"Jamie 19" will solve all of your problems.
If he doesn't want to use a condom just don't use one. Nothing will happen. Pregnancy and STD statistics are frabricated by the condom companies to sell more rubbers! Don't listen to their lies! It's a multi-billion dollar a year business so they MUST be lying right?
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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