What 16 year old girl can't get attention and feels the need to kill themselves because of it? There is a whole world of creepy guys out there ready and willing to pay attention to you.

iTunes? Heh, that's nubsauce.

Creepy sig series #11,152

Poor GamerGirl.

It's the most annoying MMORPG player ever. Preach on, brother!

It's about time someone combined the animation of glorious Nippon with the values of Christianity.

NO, NOBODY HAS NOTICED THIS. JUST YOU. YOU'RE THE FIRST. YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES. Jesus Christ. Soon Satan is going to arise from the depths of hell and merge all the phone companies.

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