I guess it was just a matter of time before the furries compared their internet persecution to the Holocaust.
Congratulations. Your dog starved to death because you kept giving it's food to a Beanie Baby.
Besides, you have a far better chance of getting assraped by a man in a horse suit at a fur convention than prom anyways and that's what it's all about.
Go away pity, I can't be bothered by you right now.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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