"My son, when you saw only one set of footprints... That is when I ditched you and took off into the woods..."

With any luck, "Masakuni" will suspend himself from a rafter.

This doesn't qualify as "fan art" because it's obvious whoever drew it didn't pay very much attention to the boobs.

There hasn't been a memorable Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island and you can take that to the bank.

My baby... my stinky baby...

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