The final chapter of Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide!
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A guide to flying and dealing with the countless airline assholes this holiday season.
Zug zug me no work me post.
I am a libertarian; hear me post.
My level 60 Night Elf is a real hottie.
How very... gooney (strokes chin).
Depression can strike anywhere... even internet forums!
Girls are scary, mysterious creatures who must be feared.
Guns don't kill people, goons kill people.
Rawwwwrrrr I'm going to kill the morons who canceled Futurama!
Culture is our forte BURP FARTZ.
Goons on drugs? Gawrsh!
Great Goon Database: Ask / Tell
Great Goon Database: The Richard Dawkins Files
Great Goon Database: The Best Of
Goons eat food, report results.
Joe P. and Nick Q. are back at "Steal of the Century," here to give you some late night great deals on the hottest computer to hit the market, the "Compact PC!"
Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser recently appointed a 73 year-old grandma to the Department of Parks and Recreation. BAD MOVE, MISTER WIZARD!
It has always been a dream of mine to write an entire update about cat urine. Maybe I've already done that, I can't remember. Regardless, please enjoy today's update about cat urine.
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka reviews this year's best alternate reality underwater 1960's first-person shooter featuring clown vending machines.
Finally an article to appease the nonstop mob of readers demanding news on Kansas City, light rail, and Clay Chastain.
ValueClick attempts to protect all the Avenged Sevenfold readers who masturbate to Flintstone porn by demanding SA delete a bunch of articles. Why? Find out!
Want to know what's going on with your favorite Hollywood celebrities? Like Paris Hilton? Yeah, you like Paris Hilton don't you? Of course, everybody loves Paris Hilton! Get ready for DMZ!
Something Awful compares the services of Google, Microsoft Live, and Yahoo... and discovers something slightly disturbing.
A completely unauthorized reproduction of the Kansas City Royals versus the Minnesota Twins. If you read this, you are breaking the law and will go to jail and probably die.
I've been getting death threats for years. The internet was founded on death threats. So how is a blogger getting one considered news?
A complete list of all fake Something Awfuls.
Forum Friday update for this week!
Project Hippasus finally combines math and MMORPGs into one single spectacular failure of never-to-be-released awesomeness.
The hottest threads on the SA Forums for this week!
A look at "One Woman's Search for Justice," a Lifetime Network original movie.
A brief look at some of the more popular or entertaining threads on the Something Awful Forums, for the (work) week ending on 02-16-2007.
Crazy dog hair sweater woman teams up with an internet private investigator to bring down the criminal empire that is Something Awful.
Flourfans rise up.
Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka lobbies Congress for the right to murder people who write checks in public places.
Something Awful has the newest, hottest exclusive scoops on the upcoming survival horror game, Silent Hill 5!
Advertising rules and rates.
We've all heard about it, yet nobody knows what it is. What the hell is Web 2.0 anyway?
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